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ANSI art: WARRANTY.ANS

II. Warranty Information

We  hope that you have enjoyed this test. It does not come with a warranty, nor
does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow somewhat better
in bed or the haystack.

The makers of this test are not responsible  for  any  liabilities  or  damage
resulting from this test, including but not limited to paternity suits.  Ask
your doctor or pharmacist.

Do not open back panel; no user serviceable parts inside.

Propagate (this test) at will, even without the written permission of the
publisher; just don't edit or change it.  In reproducing this test, the author
of this test may exercise droit de seigneur over you, your immediate family,
fiance(e).  You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from state
to state (i.e. inebriated, ecstacy).

Not recommended for children under twelve.  Parental guidance discouraged and
frowned upon.  Pencils, additional paper, and  batteries not included.  Some
assembly may be required.  Does not come with any other figures.
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Drive carefully; 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.

The above is a public service announcement of this institution.
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Questions compiled by Tom Frazer.