SECRETLY_MATCH "secretly"
SECRETLY_DISPLAY "... secretly"
MOAN_MACRO ask
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...What do you wish to ask?^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is speechless!^M"
IF_MSG_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You just asked '%MSG%'^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <asked>: %MSG%^M"
IF_USER&MSG_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You just asked %RUSER:C% '%MSG%'%SECRETLY%^M"
IF_USER&MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% asked '%MSG%' of %RUSER:C%.^M"
IF_USER&MSG_SENDS_USER "%USER:C% asked you '%MSG%'%SECRETLY%^M"
MOAN_MACRO bearhug
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...What a bone-crushing hug!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% has just given %RUSER:C% a great, big, bone-crushing bearhug!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS_USER "%USER:C% has just given you a great, big, bone-crushing bearhug%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO bless
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...How gracious you are!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is preparing for the end of the world!^M"
IF_USER_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You just blessed %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% has just blessed %RUSER:C%.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS_USER "%USER:C% has just blessed you%SECRETLY%!^M"
IF_USER&MSG_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You just blessed %RUSER:C% with '%MSG%'%SECRETLY%^M"
IF_USER&MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% blessed %RUSER:C% with '%MSG%'^M"
IF_USER&MSG_SENDS_USER "%USER:C% blessed you with '%MSG%'%SECRETLY%^M"
MOAN_MACRO blink
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Blink, blink!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is blinking in disbelief!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is blinking in disbelief at %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO blush
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...What a lovely shade of red!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is blushing a lovely shade of red.^M"
MOAN_MACRO bow
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You bow so nicely!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is bowing proudly.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is humbly bowing to %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO burp
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Excuse you!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% appears to be having gastrointestinal difficulties.^M"
MOAN_MACRO caress
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Mmmmmmm.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is gently caressing %RUSER:C%.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS_USER "%USER:C% is lovingly caressing you%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO chant
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Such a monotonous chant!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is chanting in a monotonous tone of voice.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <chanting monotonously>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO cheer
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Hip! Hip! Hooray!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is cheering with great gusto!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <cheering>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO chuckle
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Yuk, yuk, yuk.^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is chuckling.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <chuckling>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO clap
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Clap, clap!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is clapping wildly!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is clapping in admiration for %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO comfort
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Awww, how kind of you.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is comforting %RUSER:C%, and offering sympathy%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO cough
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Cough, cough!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is coughing nervously.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <coughing>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO cry
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Awww, poor baby!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is crying.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is crying woefully to %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO curtsy
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...How ladylike!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is curtsying quite gracefully!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is curtsying to %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO dance
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You dance well!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is dancing around in glee!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is dancing with %RUSER:C% with glee%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO demand
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...That's telling 'em!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is demanding attention!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <in a demanding tone>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO embrace
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You're such a loving person!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is giving %RUSER:C% a warm and loving embrace%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO frown
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Such a grim look!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is frowning darkly.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is frowning darkly at %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO gasp
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...WOW!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is gasping with a wide open mouth!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% gasping at %RUSER:C% in sheer amazement%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO giggle
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Hee! Hee! Hee!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth.^M"
MOAN_MACRO glare
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Such a disapproving look!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is glaring around the channel angrily.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is glaring at %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO grin
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...What a sly grin!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is grinning from ear to ear.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is grinning at %RUSER:C% rather slyly%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO groan
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Oh, no!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is groaning miserably!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <groaning>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO growl
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Grrrrrrrrr!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is growling ominously.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is growling angrily at %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO grumble
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Grumble, grumble.^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is grumbling.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <grumbling>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO handshake
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Shake, shake.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is shaking hands with %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO hug
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Awww, how sweet!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% hugs %RUSER:C% close%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO hum
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is humming a little tune!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <humming along>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO jab
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Good shot!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is jabbing %RUSER:C% in the ribs%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO kick
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...So violent!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is kicking %RUSER:C% all to heck and back%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO kiss
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Awww, how sweet of you!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% has just kissed %RUSER:C% lightly on the cheek%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO laugh
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Hahahaha!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is laughing uncontrollably!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is laughing at %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO look
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...See anything you like?^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is looking around the channel.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is looking %RUSER:C% over%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO massage
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You've got the magic touch!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is giving %RUSER:C% a sensuous massage%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO moan
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Moan!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is moaning softly!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <moaning>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO nibble
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Nibble, nibble.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is nibbling on %RUSER:C%! (You don't want to know where!)%SECRETLY%^M"
MOAN_MACRO nod
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Nod.^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is nodding affirmatively.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is nodding to %RUSER:C% in agreement%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO notice
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Notice what?^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is speechless!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <noticed>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO nudge
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Nudge, nudge.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% just given %RUSER:C% a nudge%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO order
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Sorry, the bar is closed!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is trying to order a drink, with no success!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <as if ordering a drink>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO pinch
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Yowtch!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% has just pinched %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO ponder
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...How philosophical thou art!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is pondering Life, the Universe, and the outcome of the Superbowl.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <pondering>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO pout
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Aw, don't be mad!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is pouting.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <pouting>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO punch
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...What a hook!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% has just punched %RUSER:C% silly%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO request
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You rang?^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is trying to get some help.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <phrased as a request>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO scream
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...What a loud voice you have!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is screaming bloody murder!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <screaming>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO shout
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You don't have to be so loud about it!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is shouting as loud as possible!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <shouting>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO shrug
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Shrug!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is shrugging.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is shrugging indifferently at %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO sigh
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Sigh!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is sighing wistfully.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <sighing wistfully>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO sing
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...La, la, la!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is singing as loud as possible!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <singing along>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO slap
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Wap! Wap!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is slapping %RUSER:C% across the face%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO smack
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Smack!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% has just smacked %RUSER:C% across the mouth%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO smile
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...What a beautiful smile you have!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is smiling agreeably.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <smiling>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO smirk
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...What a face!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is smirking wryly!^M"
MOAN_MACRO smooch
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...A great big one on the kisser!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is smooching with %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO sneeze
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Bless you!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is sneezing uncontrollably!^M"
MOAN_MACRO snicker
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Heh heh heh!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is snickering!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <snickering>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO sniff
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Sniff, sniff.^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% needs a kleenex.^M"
MOAN_MACRO sob
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Whassa matta!?^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is sobbing piteously!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <sobbing>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO squeeze
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Oooooooh!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is squeezing %RUSER:C% tightly%SECRETLY%.^M"
MOAN_MACRO tease
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Isn't this fun!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is teasing %RUSER:C% half to death%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO think
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...How interesting!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is thinking about another hot date!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <thinking out loud>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO tickle
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Kootchie koo!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is tickling %RUSER:C% half to death%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO wave
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Aloha!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is waving farewell to all!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is waving to %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO whimper
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Aw, let me help you!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is whimpering softly.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <whimpering>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO whistle
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Phoo-tee-weet?!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is whistling a little tune.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is whistling at %RUSER:C% lustily%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO wink
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Wink, wink!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% has just winked slyly.^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is winking at %RUSER:C% surreptitiously%SECRETLY%!^M"
MOAN_MACRO yawn
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Get some sleep!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is yawning openly here.^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <yawning>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO yell
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...You're quite loud!^M"
DEFAULT_SENDS "%USER:C% is yelling quite loudly!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% is yelling at %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%!^M"
IF_MSG_SENDS "%USER:C% <yelling until hoarse>: %MSG%^M"
MOAN_MACRO zap
DEFAULT_RESPONSE "^[[1;32m...Zap!^M"
IF_USER_SENDS "%USER:C% has just zapped the living shinola out of %RUSER:C%%SECRETLY%!^M"